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About Varied / Student Joey AuburnMale/United States Recent Activity
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I sexually Identify as a yellow 2005 Pontiac GTO. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of driving the fuck out of humanity. People say to me that a person being a yellow 2005 Pontiac GTO is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I've already had a plastic surgeon turn me into a real yellow 2005 Pontiac GTO. From now on I want you guys to call me “yellow 2005 Pontiac GTO” and respect my right to be a vehicle. If you can’t accept me you’re a autophobe and need to check your non-vehicular privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.


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Joey Auburn
Artist | Student | Varied
United States
A lazy fucktard.

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DamaiMikaz Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey there! I wish you a warm welcome on DA :hug:
starrydruq Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2016  Student General Artist
welcome to da haha
O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016  Student General Artist